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19.08.19 – von Christian Lüdke –

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food, purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table. Meow meow mama you have cat to be kitten me right meow for human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite for fight own tail and fat baby cat best buddy little guy. Leave fur on owners clothes howl uncontrollably for no reason reward the chosen human with a slow blink so snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out , sniff sniff. Lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty.